Thunder Cats! Ho!

It's in the way that you use it.

The Emperor's New Jump Rope

Someone thought this was a good idea.

Worst/Best/Worst Name Ever

A man ahead of his time.

Candy Bra

This will be the strangest thing you will see all day. Fo' realz.

Precious moment

Pranks

Young at heart? No, I am juvenile at heart. Farts will always be funny. Nut shots, titty twisters, fat people falling down, milk out of the nose, flour in the hair dryer, etc...

All of it always has and will be funny. Why? Because it's not happening to me.

Jeepers Creepers

It might be the lethal quantity of whiskey that I have been putting into my system as of late or maybe it's the fact that I'm sleeping so much I don't see colors anymore, but I find this to be an astonshingly bad idea. Kids should be able to do yoga in the privacy of there own homes without the threat of having the mommy-jean wearing Creepiest Guy Ever or a giant rasta man rooster burgle their innocence away trying to learn downward facing dog.