Boner, She Wrote

I never knew that Angela Lansbury was such a randy minx. I vaguely recall popping wood as a young lad whilst watching "Bedknobs and Broomsticks," but seeing her do her Kegels and lavishly bathe herself is making me tingle where my bathing suit covers.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go jab my eyes out with a rusty butter knife.

The Crying Wife

Normally I can't stand the sight of a woman crying. It unnerves me regardless of the situation. However, this woman is adorable because she bawls and cries copious crocodile tears at the ends of movies that are even remotely sad. Her husband, being the genus that he is, has dedicated a whole website to capturing these precious moments.

Here a few examples:

"Does R2D2 get put back together?"

"I thought it was just gonna be about robots!"



www.cryingwife.com